The Wit And Wisdom Of Rosalie Housman
Part 1 - A Poem Of Epic Proportions
While playing
that old socialite classic ‘Fuck You Bitch’, Rosalie managed to somehow obtain
the quotes book and a pen. Maybe she was using some Jedi mind-tricks, or maybe
it’s just because I went to the toilet and gave her the book to look after.
Either way, she took it upon herself to write down everything she heard. The
result of this rather questionable quote-recording technique resulted in
something which resembles a contemporary poem more than anything else.
Lucie There is chips
Don’t worrie everyone here
did anyone taste this
cheap supermarket in
its this
there is Gum in the drink
shes writing in it
Jessie has some cheap vodka stuff
we have far too many strawberrys
we can fuck you bicthe
with strawberrys
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