Lawrence’s Crazy Antics
At Spring
Awakening, Dave Lawrence Miller had a telephone conversation with his
girlfriend, Lucy.
Unfortunately
for us, we could only hear one side of the conversation. Unfortunately for him,
he was surrounded by DFs.
Following is
the transcript of one side of the conversation. One can only speculate on what poor
Lucy was saying. What she was thinking is probably best left to the
imagination.
Where are you?
In
…I was standing outside a concrete factory dressed as
a pirate handing out Sellotape.
Well, why not?
Well, what have you been doing?
A Spootnik party?
What’s that?
Gay pride?
Asian pride? But you’re
not Asian!
Yes, I am a racist.
Oh…
According to Anna, I’m a shit.
According to Pete, I’m a big stinky one that blocks up
the toilet.
Yes, he is rather graphic.
He’s obviously a visual learner.
Charlie!! No!
Charlie, get off my phone!...
Give it back!
…
Hello?
They say you’re German.
You’re not, are you?
You’re not German.
You’re Asian?... hang on,
you’re not Asian!
Oh.
This is getting too weird for my brain.
Okay, I’m going now.
Goodbye, pet.
Bye.