The Pete Jones Test

By DJPJ

 

Our very own DJ, the honourable Pete Jones, compiled the following quiz at Spring Awakening. It is intended for young/new DFs to take. To be honest, that sounds rather dodgy to me.

 

 

THE PETE JONES TEST

Compulsory for all new DFs

 

  1. Do you understand irony?
  2. Do you understand sarcasm?
  3. Are you a twat?
  4. Do you understand that Pete Jones will always be better than you?

 

IF YOU HAVE ANSWERED ‘YES’ TO ALL THE ABOVE, YOU ARE NOW ACCEPTABLE IN THE EYES OF PETE JONES.

 

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